Paper Jam


February 28, 2014 by Colin Kelly

Paper jam, paper jam,
What a load of shite.
Paper jam, paper jam,
Gonna make me late tonight.

Paper jam, paper jam,
You’ve got me in a rage.
Paper jam, paper jam,
Won’t you print the fucking page?

I’ll open up the window,
Nice and wide to throw you out.
The folk who’re passing down below,
Will hear my warning shout.

There’s little point you being here,
If you won’t do what you’re told.
Will you please do pages 6-10,
Before I get too old.

One thought on “Paper Jam

  1. ltsblogstaff says:

    This sums up the frustration that people experience whenever the printer flashes a “paper jam” message. I have experience this countless of times.

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